The Men Who Don't Finish - And That's OK!

Are you tired of the finished shell that gives you less agency in your space? Is your architect always finishing his projects but not paying attention to your needs? Now may be the time for a change! Introducing a new way to design: put your needs in your own hands! Who knows you and your specific needs better than you?! Forget trying to tell a man who won’t listen anyways about the intricacies of how you want the dishes done – just upfit the kitchen yourself! It’s that easy!

This paradigm is now available in two varieties: the bare necessities package or the luxury bundle.

Disclaimer: landlord is not responsible for any bodily harm incurred in home renovations or personal damages to tenant property due to code violations.


 


Bare Necessities Package (pictured above)
Luxury Bundle (pictured below)





Comments

  1. Colin,
    This is genius. I appreciate your interest in the two very different bundle packages. If your architecture doesn't work out, you have a career in sales. That is all I have to say.

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